I'm a Mom With 3 Little Kids...and so...

I have text message conversations like this:

Me (4:35pm):  I got dressed!
Aaron:  Instead of showering???
Me:  Yep.  And I just got thrown up on three times.  Don't u wish u were home to cuddle with me?
Aaron:  And you always say that I stink.
Me:  I actually smell good...like baby spit up!
Aaron:  I was actually gonna get you that scent of perfume.
Me:  If only we could bottle baby smells!